Grow the Beard, SIR.
Introducing the beard oil of all beard oils
A line of beard products dedicated to men of sophistication. This brand has a prohibition theme from the American love of distilled spirits. This is a movement for the Prohibition of the Uncouth. Each product has been researched and tested extensively, given a Prohibition-themed name based on its scent, body, and overall personality. I put couth and my heart into every product. I hope you enjoy.
“You don’t always need a plan. Sometimes you just need balls and a beard.”
The Old Fashioned Crafted Beard Growth Elixir
Grow the beard, sir.
A tonic formula of growth for the manliest of men. People will feel you walk into a room and your scent will be intoxicating. This formula is made with organic carrier oils, essential oils researched and tested for growth, crafted liqueur for sophistication and scent, ayurvedic herbs for super-powered growth and touch, and couth. Because let's be honest; every man needs couth.
SIR. BEARD OIL BENEFITS
ALL NATURAL
PROMOTES AWESOME BEARD GROWTH
STOPS ITCHING
TAMES ROGUE HAIRS
SOFTENS HARSH, COARSE HAIR FOR CLOSE CONTACT
WON'T CLOG YOUR PORES
trust the system, sir.
Think of your beard oil as a cologne. It is the scent you would like to carry throughout your day enticing people left and right. The additional effects of growing stronger and thicker are the benefits of this quality beard system. No more itchy face! You can kiss your bald patches goodbye! You will start to notice softer facial hair, moisturized skin, and so many other benefits essential oils provide for your ultimate health. Certain products in the system tackle skin conditions such as acne, rosacea, psoriasis, and more.
We research and develop every product from crafted liquors and amazing holistic ingredients. Trust me, SIR.
“You call it facial hair. I call it awesomeness escaping my face.”
THE PROHIBITION OF THE UNCOUTH
Who can separate a man and his whiskey? We developed a line of products that accentuate some of the world's best liquored cocktails. Each oil mimics the cocktails scent and color. Right down to the orange rind on the edge of a glass of your best Old-Fashioned. That's exactly right. We use the most exquisite crafted liquor in research and the development of each product that is not only natural and great-smelling but will enhance and grow your beard to its most ultimate state.
benefits on top of benefits
Oils lock in the moisture need to grow your ultimate beard. The first ingredient of most lotions and creams are water and actually contain oils diluted by water. Using this beard oil will lock in the moisture needed to protect the skin against environmental conditions and providing you a daily dose of nutrient
“Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic.
You don’t mind going through a little brush to get there.”
dress the beard, sir.
SIR. Crafted Beard Balms are designed to both complement the beard oil as well as stand on its own two feet, so to speak. It is perfect for that smooth debonair look needed for the night out, for the client presentation meeting , or to make the women swoon over the clean look of your beard. Check them out as we offer both one and two ounce variants.
exfoliate the beard, sir.
SIR. Crafted Salt Scrubs are made with organic Himalayan salt as well as the special ingredients the company is known for. It is important to exfoliate and start off with a clean slate in order to grow the most optimum beard. Check the selection of the three, six, and twelve ounce variants.
more Developing products coming soon
“Every director I’ve ever admired has a beard.”